Nothing humbles quite like disease.

♦ Holy Dagger of Anchordeep
♦ Harpoon: Don't sail the high seas without your handy fishstick!
♦ Kunai (Set of 3): You've got to STAB IT to BELIEVE IT.

♦ Headphones and CD Player: A pair of over-the-ear headphones in white, black, and red plugged into a CD player. The CD inside is a collection of classical piano music.
♦ Scale Model Ship: A sleek, elegant looking ship, plated in a beautiful blue chrome, looking ready to sail the skies and across dimensions! Now in convenient miniature but unfortunately useless size.

♦ Tide Cleaning Spray Bottle: Pocket-size; contains 2 sprays and excellent for removing small stains from fabric.
♦ Confectioknife (No Effects): A throwing knife with a sweet scent that looks like a large hanami dango. You can also eat it to restore HP! Don't ask how any of this works.